It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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