She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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