You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
high people should be assigned attendants
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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