fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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