Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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