Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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