We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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