Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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