She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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