Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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