Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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