I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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