Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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