trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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