we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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