I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka?
Forever.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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