everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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