How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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