we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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