i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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