Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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