Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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