Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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