Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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