if i can run in heels then i can drive
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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