That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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