In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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