pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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