Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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