Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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