Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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