Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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