just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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