Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Please don't give away my fajitas
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