Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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