The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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