i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I need water and some morals
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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