me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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