What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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