Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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