I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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