One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I want to have your abortion
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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