Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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