Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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