i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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