there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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