Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I need to calm my uterus...
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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