I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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