he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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