That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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